Friday, September 9, 2011

I Special Make

Unfortunately, one of my most persevering activities, and therefore spaces occupied by myself, is Facebook - I might extend that to say the entirety of the Abyssal Unterwebz, but really, mostly Facebook. Here I find myself emotionally ping-pong-ing between genuine entertainment, mild disgust, precious moments with friends and frustration with its overall preoccupation; but at the end of the day, some of my time most well spent is in the realm of the book of Face where so many of my dear friends also reside. Facebook as a singular, characterized entity is something I smirk at the idea of and feel overpowered, nay, invaded by, as I can't help but be aware of the constant disadvantage of immediate boredom gratification mispracticed by so many, and the additional cons sanctioned in the corners of its virtual structure that eerily predict my taste and ominously advertise it to me in the form of merchandise - yet in practice, I find myself greatly appreciative of the world it has offered my friends and I for daily interactions, exchanges of interest, and inevitable as well as nearly effortless updates on life. So, Facebook, while you are a pain in the ass to much of the world, I hereby consider you my kind and advantageous companion, and today I will defy your general reception of "mehhh" and make you special. Or special-make you. You guys know what I mean (though I'm still not sure I do)

Here is my smakecial.
http://www.facebook.com/notes/robyn-hall/the-first-step-is-admitting-theres-no-problem/10150315029619240

If that isn't viewable, I'll type it (but it's less special without the comments that followed):

"I'm addicted to facebook, and I blame my friends. As far as I'm concerned, they're all perfect 10's. Everytime I sign on, they ne'er do me wrong as I surf each web axis like we wuz in Tron. The facebook self has become quite an art, and actively conversing, we're never too far apart. Here I can access our harbored allegiance, and miss them and love them without too much grievance. Their minds reach me here, as well as their faces, when we're all separated by spaces and places. I can't always hug them, but I do always grin, 'cause once we hug it will be with the happiness of goblins. You guys are amazing, always looking out for me, and I have a feeling one day we'll rule the galaxy. It may or may not be the whole world's endeavor, but we give zero fucks 'cause we're clever and it'd be the greatest troll ever. I wasn't sure before that "heaven" was legit, but now I know it is, 'cause I'm already in it. Facebook 4evar, always together."

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